Slam Poetry

White Noise

I wrote this poem about the corporation I was working for. At the time I thought I was exaggerating, but later found out my imagination which came out of boredom had more truth in it than not. In fact, shortly after I wrote this poem the building, which employed about 3,000 people, did not pass [...]

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How to Tell A Woman She’s Got Nice Breasts

I envision a world where we can honor and appreciate each other’s beauty without it being violating or threatening to one another-where we feel more alive in the unabashed expression and witnessing of that beauty. First of all you tell her to her face, so she can see yours. Unlike the coward who yells anonymously, [...]

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Suicide

After years of watching my patterns of self-sabotage and depression, I finally started laughing at myself. Every winter I plan my suicide. I first do something really fucked up to make me hate myself. Then I begin my annual hibernation diet of Fritos and Cheez Wiz so I can be smelly, fat and oily and [...]

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Testosterone

I love men (I have a bullheaded one living inside of me), but sometimes our ignorance and arrogance makes me want to throw lightning bolts. Testosterone, Sweet cologne, Goddesses gift to her own. I can’t resist your musky mist, wanting more once I’ve been kissed. Testosterone, thorn in my throne, who taints my estrogen ozone [...]

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